What are some funny and smart quotes?

My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
In a groundbreaking study, researchers have engineered fruit flies that voluntarily consume cocaine,...
New data from the James Webb Space Telescope confirms a 2017 hypothesis that Pluto's atmospheric haz...
This is a very vague question. But considering the asker’s comment on Mr. Nakajima’s answer, your in...
Dump this notion of best friends. It can be toxic So apparently she is hot and you are not.. Ok obvi...
Pete Rose is significant because more that 20,000 men have played major league baseball, and Rose is...
Wow! The changeover from President Biden to VP Kamala Harris as candidate could not have been more s...
Lunar craters could hold a trillion-dollar stash of platinum and other rare metals. But as mining in...
Steinbuger, even for a Cunt you are the most idiotic piece of shit I have seen for a while. I can on...
Not really for me, but there are aspects of his character that are worth learning from. Kakashi Hata...
Fastest eviction - EVER! In less than 72 hours! For Cleaning Up the Neighborhood! NOTE: TRUE STORY -...
Mike Flanagan's new film, a maudlin mystery about a man dying of cancer, feels hobbled by its extrem...